Well, it seems that some studious Mexican journalist has stumbled upon the solution to all of our problems - in a joint butt-kissing appearance by US President Barack Obama and Mexican President Felipe Calderon, one Mexican journalist asked Obama why he doesn't just veto the Second Amendment. Really. It really happened:
I'd figure someone of this caliber would work for a major US media outlet.
Yes, Mr. Mexican Journalist., the President will just veto the Second Amendment. While he's at it, that whole "right against self-incrimination" is pretty annoying too, so let's veto the Fifth. I'm also tired of not having slaves. Bye-bye, Thirteenth Amendment! And here I thought that most American journalists were horrendously ignorant with uninformed opinions on important topics. I guess it's comforting to see that it's not just an American thing, but I honestly don't know what's worse - that someone could ask this question in a setting like this, or that this guy didn't get laughed offstage - even by Obama!
Really, what the hell was this guy thinking???